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Items tagged: funny

Who is TV?

Am I Asian Pacific American? The question I asked myself before sitting down to write this blog. How would I properly address the issues that affect my ethnicity if I’m not even sure how I identify myself? Before I begin figuring out where I fit I must go wash my hands. There is still some residual muruku (chakri) on them from my midmorning snack. Before I continue I must turn over my aloo samosas that are baking in the oven. Before I continue I should remove my shoes and place them next to the door. Wait! My kettle is whistling it’s time for afternoon tea.


Why is Newt everywhere on my TV?

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Newt Gingrich announced last night that he is officially the Supreme Chancellor of the Teevee. It was a close race the past two months between Gingrich and Darth Cheney and his daughter Darth Lizdius. The liberal bias media triumphant declared Gingrich the leader of the Teevee realm after his scathing speech declaring war on the pagans and using the word racialist to define Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor.